January 2010
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Sending Ree-donkulous New Years Emails
Is certainly my favorite New Years activity.
December 2009
27 posts
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Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Indie Bands →
Some juicy bits…
The XX Blog enthusiasts who thought wearing a keffiyeha was awesome.
Passion Pit Bros vaguely interested in listening to music and very interested in having sex with their girlfriend.
Grizzly Bear People who think that world hunger could be assuaged with four part harmonies.
Joanna Newsom People who have considered befriending a squirrel.
Devendra Banhart People who...
“You know that show, “You’ve Got Fired!” with Donald Trump?”
– My mom, comparing getting to work to “The Apprentice”
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Land Lines.
As students maintain their independence from land phones, cell phones glued into their palms or sewn into their pockets at all times, we have even begun to witness the older generation start to give up their attachment to the home phone and turn to their ubiquitous cell phones instead. It certainly is convenient. However, I’m not sure that my family will see that change anytime soon. Even...
Airport Security
Dad: We have to get to the airport early on Thursday. It's going to take a long time to get through security. You have to take off your underwear.
Me: What?
Dad: Someone brought a bomb in their underwear. When they brought it in their shoes, they asked us to take off our shoes, right? Now everyone has to take off their underwear.
Mom: That's no good. Who wants to take off their underwear in public?
