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~ Saturday, January 21 ~
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“Don’t humidify me.” “I’ll vaporize you.” “Stop being obnoxious.”

“Don’t humidify me.” “I’ll vaporize you.” “Stop being obnoxious.”


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~ Thursday, January 19 ~
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Wait, wait. Can we go back to before Christmas so I can ask for this print? Please? 

Wait, wait. Can we go back to before Christmas so I can ask for this print? Please? 


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Octopi, Octopuses, or Octopodes?

Now your curiosity can be sated. This is way way more fun than you expected!!!


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Police telephone is blue.

Police telephone is blue.


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~ Tuesday, January 17 ~
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Jeff, after using an electric whisk on some whipped potatoes: “I put the Cuisinart away in your room… where I thought it should go.”

Jeff, after using an electric whisk on some whipped potatoes: “I put the Cuisinart away in your room… where I thought it should go.”


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~ Monday, January 16 ~
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Did I ever tell you about my New Years Eve? Here’s a picture instead.  /via quanny///// with Nik, Avi, &soforth

Did I ever tell you about my New Years Eve? Here’s a picture instead. 

/via quanny///// with Nik, Avi, &soforth


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reblogged via quanny
~ Sunday, January 15 ~
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Sunday is for starving San Franciscans.

Sunday is for starving San Franciscans.


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Sunday is for church and flea markets.

Sunday is for church and flea markets.


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2 in the morning! Throw your hands up at me!

2 in the morning! Throw your hands up at me!


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~ Monday, January 9 ~
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Ramen Underground

Ramen Underground


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