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I think the world needs more veterinarians.

nickblr:

I’m not sure if people have noticed over the last decade or so that we’ve been having an epidemic of animals diseases invading our country, Hoof and Mouth disease, Bird Flu, Mad Cow Disease, now Swine Flu…. chicken pox? It appears that either the government is having too much fun with Mad Libs….

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Animal name or part         Disease or sickness

I can’t wait to get Mountain Goat Hives or Whale Herpies

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These animals are getting sick around the world and without heath care; they’re not getting treated. SOLUTION: The world needs more vets. These poor animals need treatments too. How come we can get treated for the flu, but a pig can’t? Believe me, the next booming field is the veterinary field. If people want to stop these pigs from sneezing in their hoofs and touching the door, bird from coughing in our faces, or cows from being pissed at the world, then we need a new generation of veterinarians! Go out there and make a difference!

Amen, Nickblr. Amen.


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