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Amigurumi of the Day: Remember these suicidal cuties? Now, with the help of PlanetJune’s free DIY pattern, you can make your very own set of amigurumi Lemmings, accessories and all!

(Crocheting abilities not included; go ask your memaw.)

Bonus: Play the original Lemmings in your browser!

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Here are a list of things I would offer you if you were to actually make this for me:

1) An infinite supply of babies. Half mine, half yours. Or my eggs in the unfertilized state. I am Asian and go to MIT and pretty sure that means they are worth like $200,000 to that one couple who keeps putting ads in the Tech. Or maybe even more to that one very tiny couple who want to eat them for sustenance. (I saw the ad! I can get you their number if you like.)

2) Shiatsu massage. I’m not Japanese, but it’s not like it’s hard to learn, right? Probably easier than learning to crochet. (EDIT: Actually according to Wikipedia it takes at least 2200 hours to practice Shiatsu in Japan, but hey, I’m not opening up a clinic or anything, just offering my services in exchange for a couple crocheted figurines of my favorite pixelated video game characters)

3) I got like half of second series of How I Met Your Mother on my external hard drive. All yours for the little builder Lemming on the left.

3) Face cake, face open to negotiation.

4) I was planning on saving this for myself, but at some point I will be stealing a Japanese child to bring back to the US as a souvenir (there is something in the water here that makes them waaay cuter than American babies, fo realsies). Just think about it. K?

5) Boobs. Two of ‘em.

This was my favorite game for many years of my childhood. There is a site where you can play it online. http://www.elizium.nu/scripts/lemmings/

Sometimes when I am drunk and all my friends fall asleep before I do, I play it in my room while listening to TVOTR.

I feel stupid for reblogging and keeping all these comments. 

But both of these posts are especially awesomesauce.