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1 Profile a Day, 7/30 

On a day when I spent more time looking in a magazine than staring at others, I thought it fitting that I only profile 1. For today. 

1) I don’t want to look at him, because then he would know how annoying he is. He’s sitting next to me, his button-down-shirted tricep is rubbing mine as he bobs to the beat of “Rock With You (All Night).” I love MJ too, but we have passed from the time of tribute into the time of WTF stop rubbing my arm, bro.