I just saw a half-naked person.

I don’t know why I’m surprised. While researching competitors for a teen clothing brand, I was looking at AmApp’s website, and came across boobs. Full-out boobs, prominently displayed on the diagonal. It was very artful porn, on a very public shopping site. And now I’m disturbed, because I’m pretty sure little children shop at AmApp too, and because my reaction reveals that I am actually a Puritan who left the Continent to start a brave new world in which nudity like this would never be permissed. We are Boston! Not London Paris or Milan! Leave Ibiza in Ibiza! Gah!