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~ Monday, August 3 ~
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kambr:

ok. guys. ok. ok. so I know Michael Cera plays the same character in every movie and I know it is going to get old eventually. but CAN WE ALL PLS JUST ADMIT WE WANT TO BONE MICHAEL CERA. WE WANT TO BONE MICHAEL CERA. kthx i feel a lot better. and when charlyne yi opens her mouth and laughs like that i just really want to squeeze her cheeks into her face even though when i was a kid i swore i would never do that to another human being. damn i hate it when i want to be friends with famous people and they make me want to do things i swore i would never do. like that time i tried to adopt a child just so i could name him george foreman. thanks a lot, tracy jordan.

uh, anyway this movie looks really good and i wish i made it i was in it i could see it.

Yes. I couldn’t have said it better myself. I <3 being this girl’s sister. Remember when I was the funny one because I wore pants on my head? Humor was a lot easier when we were 12.


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