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~ Thursday, October 1 ~
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Oh damn! My sis is in the NYTimes, son! Check it — it’s an article on college admissions bloggers. She’s looking pretty fly in that picture, with those sandals I bought for her. Someday, she will be all big league, and I’ll be like “hey paparazzi, guess who buys her fancy footwear so her feet can be all adorned??? EDIT: If I could ask the inimitable Jess Kim one question, I would ask her: How do you do it? How do you sit on pillars like that? Clearly white dudes can’t do it - only you are skilled enough. Thighs of steel, Jess Kim. Thighs of steel.

Oh damn! My sis is in the NYTimes, son! Check it — it’s an article on college admissions bloggers. She’s looking pretty fly in that picture, with those sandals I bought for her. Someday, she will be all big league, and I’ll be like “hey paparazzi, guess who buys her fancy footwear so her feet can be all adorned???

EDIT: If I could ask the inimitable Jess Kim one question, I would ask her: How do you do it? How do you sit on pillars like that? Clearly white dudes can’t do it - only you are skilled enough. Thighs of steel, Jess Kim. Thighs of steel.


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    SOOO COOL AAHH JESSICAAA
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    as if i weren’t already
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