Airport Security

Dad: We have to get to the airport early on Thursday. It's going to take a long time to get through security. You have to take off your underwear.
Me: What?
Dad: Someone brought a bomb in their underwear. When they brought it in their shoes, they asked us to take off our shoes, right? Now everyone has to take off their underwear.
Mom: That's no good. Who wants to take off their underwear in public?

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