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~ Friday, January 1 ~
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The First Money of the New Year!

  • (On the street near Boston Harbor)
  • Me: Ooohhh! I found five dollars! This is going to be a great year!!
  • Dad: I found twenty dollars! ...in my car.
  • Mom: Look! I found... Oh, that's a condom.