if fallopian tube jokes frighten you, you best be glad that this is the internet and not real life.
~ Wednesday, August 20 ~
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The Swan, who writes at the Express:
(rips off price tag to my t-shirt, shows it to me, returns to her side of the cubicle)
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Me:
Thanks. You're keeping me cool.
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Swan:
No, I'm just making you unrefundable.
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Me:
(shakes fist) Damn you!
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I can't tell whether this belongs in a comic strip, a commercial, or in a scene from a lousy remake of a superhero movie ("I made her unrefundable" "unrefundable?! My GOD! That--that's terrible!" "...I'm sorry. It had to be done.")
