Soon they will try to enact people-laundry marriage bans, and I will be voting “no”
I love warm laundry so much I am changing my major from Course 9 to Course Rolling Around In Warm Laundry All Day. Curriculum will involve putting off folding as long as possible, and scrounging around in the bottom of couches and backpacks for quarters every time the damn TechCash machine is broken. Mmmmmmm toasty sheets.
I love my sis.
And warm laundry. (roll roll roll)
And my family.
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