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~ Saturday, November 1 ~
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a conversation with my parents

  • (my mother tells us that she voted against proposition 8, an amendment that would outlaw same-sex marriage in California.)
  • Mom: You should be able to marry who you want. This is the twenty one century!
  • Dad: You can marry anything you want!
  • Me: I'm going to marry a rock.
  • Mom: NO that's no good. A rock has no feelings!