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~ Saturday, November 1 ~
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Dad:
Oh, we have to get up at 2 o' clock this morning!
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Me:
What?
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Dad:
We get an hour back.
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Me:
Why do you have to get up at 2 o' clock?
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Dad:
You're not going to get up to change the clock? Don't you want to be a good American?
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Me:
What? No, I'm tired!
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Dad:
You're a communist!
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Lolol I love my fam... we are dining at Legal Seafood tonight, where we eat dinner every single time my parents visit. My dad always gets the bluefish, because it's tasty, and he can't get it in San Francisco. He usually tells everyone else around us to eat the bluefish too, because they, too, will not be able to get it in San Francisco.
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