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~ Thursday, December 4 ~
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My kind of woman! Nice and easy. …Your order, I mean.

The Stata Center deli guy, to me. About my sandwich. I think.

Make awkward advances to women, not war!

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Hmmm. Lay off my sister, okay, sandwich guy?


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