if fallopian tube jokes frighten you, you best be glad that this is the internet and not real life.
~ Monday, April 13 ~
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Me:
Can you bring me back to campus? I'm crashing there tonight.
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Rony:
Ooo, who's the guy?
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Me:
No, no guy, I just... there's a bed there.
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Josh:
Who's the guy IN the bed?
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Me:
NO guy in the bed! It's just a place to sleep.
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Josh:
Who's the girl then?
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Me:
No guy, no girl. Look, I had a concussion a few days ago--
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Josh:
--And you're going back to him??
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(and that was my "Rihanna moment.")
