Things My Family Has Said, Thanksgiving Break edition
“She’s going to fall in love with the male model. That’s very tacky.” -My dad, ruining the end of “Sisterhood of Traveling Pants 2” (shortly followed with, “Don’t fall in love with a male model. Oh, that girl’s going to fall in love with that Korean guy.”)
“Why is he there? He got a pizza. He should be at home eating the pizza.” -My mom, on Michael’s surprise appearance at the end of “The Princess Diaries”
Playing Scattergories:
Things to do on a date, letter R
Dad: “Rook”!
Me: What’s “rook”?
Dad: “Rook”! Rook out the window!Things with balls, letter P (this actually happened):
Elsa: “Penis”.
Me: I already put “penis”!
Elsa: I know. I’m not going to take your answer.
Dad: I put “penis”.Things to do with leftover turkey, letter N
Mom: “Stew”!
Facts. All of these events actually factually happened.
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