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~ Monday, November 9 ~
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In response to: A Question for the Ladies

A week ago, on Sunday November 1st, I posted a question for all you ladies - what is the most forward thing you’ve ever done to talk to a guy? I got some awesome answers - so if it’s alright with you (just email me if it’s not), I’m going to post them here with your inits for the the non-tumblr readers. 

KG: To one of the guys who worked at PacSun with me: “If I gave you my number, you’d call me, right?” …don’t do that, by the way. 

LC: Notes/biz cards work if you’re too nervous to talk to a total stranger. At least one short term dating scenario has resulted from a card drop.

RM: Give him an origami crane with a note in it. Bonus points if you can get it to FLY to his table. 

JC: Used to doodle on my high school crush’s lunchtime banana. One day I wrote on his banana that I liked him. He went out with my friends. 

My sister: Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs 

(postscript: the day after I wrote that post, I found me a guy - though not in a cafe. go figure - God totally hollered back, girl) 

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~ Sunday, April 12 ~
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Reason #19287 why my sister = greatness.

She stayed with me in the hospital and overnight. And in the morning, she made me pancakes from scratch.

Pancakes from scratch! And they had bubbles in them, bubbles which popped in the heat of the pan, becoming radial rays of tiny, toasty-lined holes. Cosmic sculpture in a most minute form, a lightest crunch masking a sweet and soft inside.

Then I ate six pancakes. SIX PANCAKES I ATE. Each piece was made with a slow, diagonal cut with my fork.

Thank you, Sunmi! That’s only reason #19287 why Sunmi is the greatness, and why all parents should consider having a girl, who may be an awesome sister.

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